morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

s-auron:

i have lost no followers tonight you are all fighters or you are all europeans

the-eleventh-blog:

the UK ended up 8th from last

altair:

i feel so sorry for those of you who don’t have graham norton as the commentator

connorkawaii:

ireland gave the UK 7 points

the UK gave ireland 1

WORLD WAR 3 

POINTS

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

flying-mint-tardis:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

i love how nobody outside Europe knows what’s going on 

they’re probably all wondering how this is a real thing

i mean

well you haven’t seen romania yet

bitch i might have

connorkawaii:

im laughing my dash is just british people peeing themselves over 8 points meanwhile denmark has 139 

lord-fucking-voldemort:

celialauna:

cocksandklainebows:

degenezijde:

is that the biggest guitar you could afford

it’s an economical crisis guys sacrifices have to be made

But alcohol is free?

That’s the reason they are in the economical crisis